So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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