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(734): View more from Michigan

Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses

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(574): View more from Indiana

i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting

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(407): View more from Florida

he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

did you fuck him yet?

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hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?

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(304): View more from West Virginia

you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands

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(310): View more from California

I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't

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(317): View more from Indiana

Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"

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(503): View more from Oregon

When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse

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