waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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