They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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