therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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