If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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