Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize