You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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