I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
