belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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