I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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