yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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