Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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