problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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