I like to think it a success when the cops are called
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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