He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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