I think my vagina is haunted
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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