we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I am full of burrito and curiosity
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Randomize