Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
