I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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