He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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