Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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