If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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