So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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