Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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