problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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