obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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