I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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