Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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