my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
how drunk are you?
Several
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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