What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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