Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Found your dick twin last night
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
When did angry sex become our thing?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
