So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
