I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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