where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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