great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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