What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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