Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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