Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Drunk is a universal language darling
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