I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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