he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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