I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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