My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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