omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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