How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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