how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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