She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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