Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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