Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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