Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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