i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
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im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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