If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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