youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Sext me about skeletons
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize