69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Sex in the backyard? Check.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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