So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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