she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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